I don’t know about you, but I feel like there are only so many times you can watch the ball drop and have it be just as exciting as it was the first few times. The same can be said for New Year’s Eve celebrations. I’ve traveled out of state, gone to multiple house parties, and even went to New York City once (an epic fail, I might add). But these days, I like to keep things simple. And ringing in 2024 with one of these New Year’s Eve sex positions sounds perfect to me.
In truth, this is the perfect time to set new intentions and reconnect with yourself or someone else. And climaxing when the clock strikes midnight is the perfect way to do just that.
Allow me to introduce to you 8 New Year’s Eve sex positions to ring in 2024 with. These epic moves are for two people, work for all genders, and are so good, you’ll want to use them all year long.
Important Tips for New Year’s Eve Sex:
Before you start planning your sexy celebration, here are a few pointers you should know:
- Limit the alcohol. Drinking and New Year’s Eve go hand in hand, but too much alcohol can inhibit your ability to perform in the bedroom and orgasm. So if you’re planning a sex-filled night, try to be mindful of your alcohol intake.
- Be open to trying new things. There’s no better time to try new sex positions or explore different kinks and fetishes than the start of a new year. Keeping an open mind will help you have the best sex of your life (you’re welcome).
- Don’t put too much pressure on yourself. Doing this will likely increase your anxiety and hinder your ability to get aroused. Try your best to roll with the punches, and only do what you feel comfortable with.
- You can celebrate alone, too. No partner? No problem! Grab your favorite device (or devices!)—like toys or your fingers or hands—and ring in the new year with a blissful orgasm. Remember: Taking care of your sexual wellness is crucial to overall well-being.
Now that we’ve broken that down, let’s get into it. Whether you’re staying in or looking to have a private after-party, start the new year with a bang with one of these sexy moves. Keep scrolling to learn the 8 New Year’s Eve sex positions to ring in 2024 with.
New Year’s Eve Sex Positions:
1. The Cork Popper
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: Champagne and New Year’s Eve are practically synonymous, and this position mimics the motion of opening a bottle of bubbly. Plus, it’s a super intimate way to ring in the new year.
How to do it: Have the penetrating partner sit cross-legged on a flat surface, like a floor or bed. The receiving partner will then lower themselves onto their partner’s lap, facing them, and wrapping their legs around their waist. From here, both partners will rock together using small, steady, twisty motions until climax.
2. Champagne Flute
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: In vein of the cork popper position, the champagne flute celebrates the new year with some bubbly indulgence. This is a fun position and might give you and your lover a slight buzz and engage in some foreplay.
How to do it: Grab your favorite champagne and bring it into the bedroom (or wherever you want to play), and take turns licking it off each other’s bodies. Just be mindful to keep it away from areas that can easily get infected (like the vagina). Do this as your foreplay before engaging in another one of these positions.
3. Firecracker
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: You know how fireworks shoot off once the ball drops to celebrate the new year? Think of this position like that because it mimics a firecracker. In addition, it also allows for ultra-deep penetration, which gives vulva owners a chance to reach internal orgasm.
How to do it: The receiving partner will press their back up against a wall and the giving partner will kneel in front of them. Then, they’ll place their ankles on their partner’s shoulders; this will splay their legs in their air and make it look like they’re mimicking a sparkler. From here, the giver will grab their partner’s waist and thrust deep.
4. The Edge
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: There’s a lot of buildup to the new year, and New Year’s Eve is the perfect time to practice edging. Taking yourself to the brink and back until the clock strikes twelve will feel euphoric.
How to do it: This can be done on your own or with a partner, and the buildup can last as long as you want it to. If you’re on your own, use sex toys or your own devices (read: fingers or hands) to bring yourself right to the edge of climax without going over until the ball finally drops and the new year officially begins; once that happens, allow yourself to truly go over the edge. The same goes for partnered sex. Have your partner take you to the brink and back until the ball drops and vice versa. You’ll have an earth-shattering orgasm to ring in the new year, which TBH, isn’t too shabby.
5. The Noisemaker
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: This position is the relaxed lovechild of the doggy style and wheelbarrow sex positions. It feels good, looks hot AF, and is perfect for a casual New Year’s Eve with that special someone. Just make sure you have a blanket placed down for this one for optimal comfort.
How to do it: Both partners will kneel on the floor, with the giving behind the receiving. The penetrating partner will sit back on their heels, and the receiving partner will place their arms out in front of them, holding themselves up on the elbows with their forehead touching the ground and hips resting on their knees. From there, the penetrating partner will hold onto either side of their partner and move in.
6. Victory
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: There are many victories to celebrate in life, and making it through one year and starting a new one is definitely one of them. So, of course, a sex position named Victory makes perfect sense for this win and celebratory event. Plus, this move also gives ultra-deep penetration, so vulva owners will have a higher chance of experiencing an internal orgasm.
How to do it: The receiving partner will lie flat on their back while the giving partner kneels in front of them, grabbing onto their legs and holding them out in a V-shaped position. They’ll stay kneeling and holding on as they move in from there and thrust deep.
7. New Year’s Rockin’ Eve
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: Besides the very obvious namesake, this move will allow you and your partner to rock back and forth together from one year into the next. This position is also super versatile, as the penetration can be given and taken anally or vaginally. Really, it’s a win-win for all genders and couples, and the sexy view is an added bonus. (Spanking is totally optional, but highly recommended.)
How to do it: Grab a blanket to place on the floor for extra comfort, and have the penetrating partner sit down with their legs out straight in front of them; their arms will be slightly behind them so they can lean back slightly and rest on their hands. From here, the receiver will kneel and face away from them as they lower themselves down. The top partner can then rock back and forth or bounce up and down at their own rhythm or in tandem with their partner.
8. The Hors D’oeuvres Tray
Why it’s good for New Year’s Eve: What kind of list would this be without some oral action?! It’s the perfect way to build up to the stroke of midnight. This position is especially fun if you have all night to kill and it’s just the two of you, since you can really take your time and linger with this one. Plus, you can use this to practice edging or come multiple times; the choice is yours.
How to do it: Focus on foreplay here. Take the time to kiss, feel, and touch each other, then move down south and work your magic or have your partner work theirs, or do it at the same time!
